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I want to stand at the edge
of a dark raincloud,
wet and dry, at the same time
February 3rd, 2010 - 06:29 Quote This
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February 3rd, 2010 - 06:06 Quote This
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February 3rd, 2010 - 06:05 Quote This
my name is Stone
January 28th, 2010 - 18:15 Quote This
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January 26th, 2010 - 21:42 Quote This
We no longer live in anything even romotely resembling a representative form of government.
January 25th, 2010 - 08:21 Quote This
pat
January 22nd, 2010 - 03:59 Quote This
I use to think so highly of myself. I’ve realized that I’m nothing and I’m sort of lame. I’m sad yet content at the same time. I think it’s depression. I’ve been depressed for several years now. I can’t help it. It might be all of the negativity being spewed out of someone’s mouth on a daily basis. I use to dream. I dream no more. I’m only 24. They say it’s never too late but it is when you wanted to be something by the time you were 23 and you are now 30. I need a hobby but nothing seems to interest me. Why have I let this happen?
December 31st, 2009 - 01:33 Quote This
damm. u dont know how much u luv a person until u feel the pain of knowing they love sum1 else. it makes u regret not telling them sooner. if u feel pain when u have been rejected, then u know u really loved them. but when u dont feel shit then u know that love wasnt real, it was just an infatuation. but i aint just goin to mope around i will take this life lesson and grow to become a better person.
December 29th, 2009 - 16:35 Quote This
We’ve become a nation of words.
December 29th, 2009 - 12:03 Quote This
My little bro birthday is tomorrow and I am so proud of him. He is grat boy and I just love him. I am so happy that I just wanted to tell someone or write it down. The life is hard for me but even in this momment he is making me smile.
December 17th, 2009 - 23:32 Quote This
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December 9th, 2009 - 18:55 Quote This
Will YOU go out with me?
November 30th, 2009 - 06:05 Quote This
Okay so all I want to to right now is read The Time Traveler’s Wife and go to sleep, so I’ll make this quick.
I wish I had a boyfriend because I’m so tired of being single and almost crying every time a happy couple walks by
I want to be a model but I think my mom would think im weird and then tell all our relatives about it and embarass me like she always does
I really want to do rifle for winterguard instead of just flag again, and I really wanna be captain next year. I feel threatened by Sam because everyone likes her and so i hate her because she does nothing amazing yet everyone loves her. and then i hate myself for hating her because she really is a nice girl and im just a selfish bitch
My dad’s a bitch and I wish I was in college already so I could be away from him
I want to write a book and be like Stephanie Myer but it’s hard even though im a good writer
Again, I wish I had a boyfriend more than anything else. It’s what I wished for when I blew out my candles, it’s what I pray for, it’s like my main goal in life, yet I still don’t have one.
that’s all for now. thank you for listening.
November 30th, 2009 - 06:00 Quote This
I almost choked the hell out of my baby today. Two hours straight of whining cuz she was tired and refused to sleep and me…I’ve been sleep deprived since she was born… its enough to make you seriously consider that kind of thing. She’s 12 mos old by the way. My stepmother saved her life. Came home from the grocery store and offered to watch her while I went outside for a smoke and to calm down a bit. When I came back inside, we played hide and seek. She loves that game. My husband is in iraq. He tells me today that he’s going to leave the military because of one year deployments. Now Im worried about what we’re going to do. I dont have a job right now and the economy is shitty but hopefully by the time he’s back and out, things will be better. Am I holding my breath? No. To keep myself busy, I write a blog. I spend hours obsessing over what to write. Does anyone care? No. Okay moving on.
My dad suddenly started losing alot of weight. We were worried he had cancer. Turns out he’s had diabetes for a year without knowing it… that kinda blows but thank God it isnt cancer. My sisters are in jail for stupid shit. I wish things were different but oh well. My mom always has mad drama. I’m thinking about it but it would take a 400 page novel to talk about that crap. Ugh. >,<
November 2nd, 2009 - 05:53 Quote This
Another way to put it is that "standing" may not be required to be proven in the "normal" was separately by the Plantiffs but is implicit in the illegal acts of the defendants in violating the law of the land. ,
October 22nd, 2009 - 16:19 Quote This
hello i am loving you send me some ribs i will do aneting for you ok bye
October 10th, 2009 - 23:26 Quote This
This is horrible. I’ve had to drop out of school. They have me on medicine to make me artificially happy. This is so stupid. I can’t believe this is happening to me. I skipped my medicine last night on accident, and so the artificial happy hasn’t kicked in yet. i feel crazy. and like a failure. i couldn’t do a big university. That’s so dumb. How weak am I? I left a place where I was incredibly happy and loved, for some dumb ambition, and now its all been for nothing. This has been the dumbest mistake I’ve ever made in my life. i should’ve never transferred. Now I’ll never be able to be part of that life again. I love them all so much, more than they’ll ever know. this is so dumb. Now I’m under constant supervision, and my 14 yr old brother has babysat me. I can’t believe that I have crumbled so much. I’m not strong, I’m a puddle, puddles aren’t strong, they aren’t anything. i don’t want to go back, but I don’t want to be here. I just want to move on, start over, find a new loving group, a new wonderful family… I don’t know where or how, but I want to find them. i want to move on so i can forget, or be ok with how wonderful Westmo was. I can’t believe i left. I can’t believe this is happening to me. My life is so big and empty….. and now I don’t know what will fill it…. I am back at home being a bum….. eventually I will be better and just leave I imagine…. I don’t know what I will do… maybe I will become a traveler… there are worse things… right? I don’t know… my life is far too safe… and now it has to be even safer…. I hate the artificial happy, I want to feel my feelings. I know I couldn’t deal with them before, but I want to now.. I don’t even know that I want to talk to a counselor, i know I need to…. I want a new family of friends where I can start over, I feel like i’ve screwed up too badly with my others…. even though they were amazing….. oh well…. hopefully this will make for an interesting story somewhere along the line…
October 6th, 2009 - 18:05 Quote This
Hey hey ya gotta keep your flow dont get it wack man,man,man,man
i gotta go man oh man
gotta go man go man go man-man oh man
i aint usin no oversized buck-et
gotta go beat you with my buck-et
yo im hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get
i see u man dont be no pino-ki-o
i see your nose grow-ing-o
yo bitch dont lie i see yor pin-ki-o no-si-o grow-in-o
yo!
im hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get
gotta-gotta
i gotta-otta get the beat that we get-et-et-et oh!!yor such mutha frickin loozer whatcha doin?Pooin?thats what ya think oh theres some moo-in
look like them cows be poo-oo-oo-oopin…
yo
we we we hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get,yup-yup
im hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get
so yo pinokio why yor noze be grow-ow-ow-in oh yea-yea-yea
im hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get
im hackin the internet,gotta get the ball in the net,gotta-otta get the beat that we get
September 29th, 2009 - 03:53 Quote This
I deserve better than him. I won’t listen to him; I am not a faggot.
August 3rd, 2009 - 19:44 Quote This
I was sexually harassed today by my upperclassman. I’m male. I’m just sitting here now, trying to accept that fact, I guess. It’s weird. I don’t feel outraged, but I feel sort of… dazed. A little sick. I’ve been used, haven’t I.
I think he must have been drunk or something, because he usually isn’t that… I dunno. He’s my friend, and I know he would never have done what he has, or said what he said. But still. I’m not gay am I?
I think I’ll just try to get some sleep. I just want to forget.
August 1st, 2009 - 09:30 Quote This
I told my friend in a text that I was about to see Harry Potter without her. She replied, “I hate you.” I immediately sent, “I love you too, but we can have hatesex later.” One ‘beep’ later, I was informed that I would be castrated upon arriving home. I asked if we could still have the hatesex. She said sure.
July 17th, 2009 - 09:00 Quote This
I’ve always liked Draco more than Harry.
My dream is to design prosthetics and to move to Hong Kong.
Yesterday, I discovered I have a fetish for crossdressing pretty boys. At least I know I’m straight now.
I tried Omegle. It was filled with pedophiles.
My left leg is half an inch longer than my right. The difference is warping my spine.
I can’t sleep. I’m hungry. I took a shower five hours ago and my hair still has that cool-to-the-touch damp feel.
I am Asian, and English is not my first language.
July 17th, 2009 - 08:51 Quote This
I am a writer. I’ve decided to stop beating myself up and just accept myself for what I am. I have been feeling like I’m just a useless housewife because I don’t work and I can be terribly lazy about doing chores and cooking. My friends ask me what I’m doing with myself now that I no longer have my crappy job, but all I ever say is “Oh, nothing really.” I’m tired of downplaying myself. What are you doing with yourself now, Niqui? I am a writer. Maybe one day, I’ll decide to be an author. I write a lot and I like to think I’m pretty damned good at it. I take care of my baby and teach her everything I can. I seem to be pretty good at that too. She’s happy, smiling, and brilliant for an 8 month old. I may not be perfect, but I don’t have to be. I’m fine with who I am. I refuse to let anyone else change that.
July 15th, 2009 - 09:26 Quote This
I don’t want to see him anymore. I never did. When he suddenly stood just in front of me, I should have run. But I did not. I just waited without moving until he poisoned me with all of his lies..I did not escape from what he was doing to me all along this time. I just kept quite and stood still until I felt the cold face of emptiness poisoned by him. I felt my emptiness..how it can be so painful not feeling anything ..I learned… But I did not move even one inch he did not move either even did not look at me.. afraid of seeing my pain on my face. He just breathed constantly ..trying to feel the emptiness inside me but I did not feel anything even though I was filled with what he was doing to me…..
July 7th, 2009 - 02:04 Quote This
I wish I could communicate how I feel, but I guess it wouldn’t matter
June 30th, 2009 - 09:51 Quote This
I tend to write my best stuff in the margins of whatever I’m reading, or on the back of receipts, or on crumpled paper with used gum inside, especially while driving. I try to write at my desk, but I have a border collie who stares at me until I stop writing and play ball.
June 30th, 2009 - 02:11 Quote This
I like to write beacause I think it is kind of fun because when you grow up you are goingto have to do your signature when another person asks you.
June 10th, 2009 - 00:24 Quote This
Have you ever just wanted to skip ten years of your life just to get to the good part? Well that is me. I’m tired of sitting around waiting for something to happen. My life right now is like a glass half empty. I want to feel like more than my parents want me around; Unfortunatly, I don’t.
You know how everyone has this big dream of what they want in their life, the one that are especially big when you are five and you dream about being a racecar driver to an singer/actress. I did dream about those things but now all I could want is a family. I know that could seem lame to alot of people, but me, thats all I could want. A Hansome man, a great house, a good job, and kids. That’s what I want.
My mom always says, “Dont wish your life away.” But I can’t help it. Maybe when my dreams of life come true, I’ll look back and say I’m glad I did have those years.
May 25th, 2009 - 03:01 Quote This
I should notify you about it.
May 23rd, 2009 - 01:46 Quote This
I write, because I believe in the power of the story. Amen.
May 8th, 2009 - 22:28 Quote This
hmm. amazing
May 4th, 2009 - 16:58 Quote This
With daopay, customers can charge your product to their phone bill. They just dial a service number and without ever giving away any personal or financial information, they hold the line for a minute or two until the product price has been charged to their bill. Probably the only way to make buying easier is to pay by SMS. Which is why we do that, too.
April 25th, 2009 - 16:26 Quote This
everyone needs to have something to do with twilight….
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2009 - 02:37 Quote This
emm.. interesting
April 7th, 2009 - 22:23 Quote This
why is it that we stop to think about life when we are least prepared to do so? we often think of life when we are close to fainting from exhaustion or when we are too excited to bear the ecstacy brimming in our head - both classic situation unsuitable for rational thinking. I am still looking for my suitable time…
April 3rd, 2009 - 14:28 Quote This
what’s up people? the guy with the sun beneath me is stupid
March 12th, 2009 - 17:25 Quote This
Where’s the sun?
I love the sun. It makes my eyes swell up and my head cry.
Where’s the sun?
Is it daylight or morning, is it love or hate. Who really know.
Where’s the sun?
March 12th, 2009 - 17:19 Quote This
Just watch Louised CK - Chewed Up!
Very funny shit!
March 12th, 2009 - 17:17 Quote This
im writin, im writin good
February 14th, 2009 - 07:37 Quote This
I’m back again.
Last night i cut open my thumb on a piece of gatorade bottle.
It hurts very badly.
I’m on myspace. Brooklynn; is my screenname.
You won’t find me, so don’t even try.
My friend Amy moved to California.
She gets to smoke the best green down there.
Lucky ass. Haha.
My cat that ran way came back today!
Happy Friday the 13th!
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February 14th, 2009 - 02:56 Quote This
Right now is is 10:44 p.m central time. I need to sleep. I have school in the morning. I found this website by stumbling. I am in love with a boy named Christopher. He is my light in the dark. But he doesn’t even realize it. I just tried to take a sip of Gatorade and I couldn’t open it. So I hit it on the fridge and the cap broke. Now I must clean the mess. But I’ll let my dog have it while I type this.
It’s Charles Darwin’s birthday today. If he were still alive. I watched all of the programs on in his honor.
I believe in evolution.
Religion is a lie.
This website is beautiful, everyone should bookmark it.
I am going to go to sleep now. I want to dream of everything I wanted.
Hope for no nightmares.
Goodnight moon.
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February 13th, 2009 - 07:48 Quote This
My ass smells like stale bread. Help me Jesus. Help me.
February 12th, 2009 - 22:28 Quote This
Make your own products, grow your own garden and cook from scratch!
February 9th, 2009 - 23:27 Quote This
OH HAI! IZ WROTED ON UR SITE! I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER NOW?
February 9th, 2009 - 04:37 Quote This
somthing
February 8th, 2009 - 19:16 Quote This
Now, I am not going to tell you guys what thermite is, or what you can do with it. Just do a Google search and you’ll find tons of sites telling you a bunch of uses for it. I will however, tell you how to make the stuff.
Obtaining the Aluminum
1) Go to a machine shop. They will usually give you aluminum powder for sweeping the floor or something.
2) Break open an Etch-A-Sketch, the stuff inside is pure aluminum powder.
3) Go to a paint store, they usually have powdered aluminum that people use to mix into paints to give it pigment.
4) Get a grinder, and something made of aluminum. Good ideas are soda cans, bike frames, and lacrosse sticks. Start grinding the aluminum and collect the sparks in a container.
5) Search eBay, they sell it for pretty cheap.
Obtaining the Iron Oxide (Rust)
1) Take some steel wool then put it in a jar and then cover it wool with water. Use a magnet to make sure the steel wool doesnt float during the reaction process. Next, put in 5 tablespoons of regular bleach into the water and 5 tablespoons of regular vinager. Wait a day or so and then filter the brown paste with a coffee filter. Leave it out to dry overnight.
2) Go to a paint store, they usually have powdered iron oxide that people use to mix into paints to give it pigment.
3) Connect wires to a direct current (9-volt battery), strip both ends and put them into a saltwater solution. Let them sit for five minutes. One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the POSITIVE(+) wire. Put a nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until you have a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Let it dry out, and crush it into a powder.
4) Search eBay, they sell it for pretty cheap.
Mixing the Stuff
Thermite is 8 grams of iron oxide to 3 grams of aluminum. The formula is by weight but because aluminum is very light, it will appear to be approximately a 50-50 mix. Put them together in a container and mix them until it is an even mixture. If you want, mix four parts thermite with one part clay or Play-Doh and knead thoroughly for moldable thermite.
Igniting
Thermite needs a lot of heat to light, that means magnesium. Find some magnesium ribbon, or a sparkler that contains magnesium and put it into a pile of thermite. Light it with a torch, and run!
February 8th, 2009 - 16:37 Quote This
It was a dark and stormy night, Susan edged closer and closer to the rotten door. She knew coming here was a mistake but damned if she was going to prove Todd right, he’d been riding her hard about the whole scared of the dark thing, but tonight she proved him, and herself wrong, she was going to spend the night in the old chapel, cold and disused ever since the Patterson murders.
The old wooden door creaked open, water sprayed in from the storm outside and Susan rushed in, eager to dry her chilled bones, she tightened the straps of her backpack and decided to explore a little before she got settled in, David would be arriving soon and she wanted to be ready, the thought of him being here made her feel warmer already, but such ideas swiftly fell from her thoughts, the idea of exploration both excited and appauled her. While she loved the senation of something new each and every shadow held hidden terrors and horrors, at times she hated her graphic imagination, although other times it served her very well indeed.
Pulling the torch from her bag she flicked it on and smiled and it’s pure beam penetrated the darkness, dispelling her fears, emboldened by her new found confidence she wrenched open the next door daring the darkness to challenge her, she found naught but the dusty remains of the main hall, most of the pews were intact, but more than a few had been broken, probably by vandals. The thought of such people sent a shiver down her spine, she grit her teeth and forced herself to examine the rest of the room to keep her mind off it, the once majestic and beautiful stained glass windows now look sinister and unforgiving, radiating darkness rather than their intended light, once again a cold chill raced down Susan’s back. Sighing she sat down heavily on one of the remaining pews and started going through her bag. Murmuring to herself she went through her possesions, breathing each item’s name as she made a mental note of it, she had just about finished when the sound of the front door slamming shut jolted her off her seat, from her new vantage point of the floor she couldn’t turn around to see who it was, and quite frankly she didn’t really want to, hugging her bag tightly to her she bit her lip and forced herself to be silent as she listened to the footsteps getting closer and closer.
“Now what are you doing down there?” a solid voice asked, Susan looked up with confused eyes and smiled deeply “DAVID!” she shouted and leapt up from her hiding place, hiding her fear and shame by hugging him tightly, her smile spread and her whole body began to feel warm as she buried her face in his shoulder with his sure arms wrapped around her “ugh! your wet!” she laughed, still reluctant to let go but his arms retracted regardless of her will “well if it’s that much trouble I just won’t hug you” he retorted with a grin on his face, Suzan stood there with a look of mock horror on her face, instantly they both started laughing and re-embraced each other.
February 8th, 2009 - 14:30 Quote This
who writes on this shit
February 8th, 2009 - 14:26 Quote This
It is better to have a dream and work towards it than it is to…
sit there in your underwear, bitchin at your spouse and watching family guy while your dog drinks your beer
at least with a dream you can pretend you’re somebody
(I’m kidding of course)
February 8th, 2009 - 12:30 Quote This
i
love
fake
people
February 8th, 2009 - 11:47 Quote This
i put goldfish in my wifey’s pockets to make her smell like the big girls.
February 8th, 2009 - 09:38 Quote This
hihi
February 8th, 2009 - 03:25 Quote This
I just want you to know that you can’t trust people.
February 7th, 2009 - 22:24 Quote This
just sitting there
reading shit,
it pisses me off!
February 7th, 2009 - 18:02 Quote This
I need a job. Give me a job?
February 7th, 2009 - 12:51 Quote This
BE LOOKING UP JESUS IS COMING AGAIN!
February 7th, 2009 - 11:30 Quote This
My head hurts. Remind me to not give you head.
February 7th, 2009 - 09:38 Quote This
I’m 43 and I haven’t done anything with my life.
February 7th, 2009 - 02:57 Quote This
penis.. teehee
February 6th, 2009 - 21:43 Quote This
I <3 buds
February 6th, 2009 - 08:06 Quote This
i am a fatty who needs a life
February 6th, 2009 - 04:53 Quote This
I
hate
fake
people
February 6th, 2009 - 04:51 Quote This
I really miss you New Orleans.
February 6th, 2009 - 03:30 Quote This
Can Hollywood do anything but remakes anymore? Seriously…
February 6th, 2009 - 01:04 Quote This
macroeconomics is a class that means nothing, since people can’t do anything about it.
February 6th, 2009 - 00:55 Quote This
- Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Abbie Hoffman
http://www.verbalcartoonist.com/images/040.jpg
February 6th, 2009 - 00:33 Quote This
Wathup
February 5th, 2009 - 11:39 Quote This
I have little, if anything, to share with the world through a random blurb. How sad.
February 5th, 2009 - 08:31 Quote This
rj’s a retardet punk I saw him sucking his thumb. What G do that?(Faget)
February 5th, 2009 - 01:59 Quote This
I like this girl named D’Iris! she is rite here and she is soooooo hotttt!!
February 4th, 2009 - 20:17 Quote This
im wit my dawg rj and we dont have anything else to do!! Rj says hi!!
February 4th, 2009 - 20:12 Quote This
When life give you lemons, squeeze them in a water gun and shoot somebody in the eyes.
February 4th, 2009 - 20:04 Quote This
Have you ever wondered how far you can walk before a big giraffe throws ninja stars at you?
February 4th, 2009 - 04:46 Quote This
I wish I was playing with myself right now. I’m so glad I can grant wishes
February 4th, 2009 - 04:26 Quote This
Oh god, think of something…something…nope. I’m dry. MAN I hate pressure!
February 4th, 2009 - 01:03 Quote This
Of the joker and the thief in the night…
February 3rd, 2009 - 21:02 Quote This
ass so tight, wont let my nuts out.
February 3rd, 2009 - 12:00 Quote This
life is short. it ends in a heartbeat. live it to the fullest. go out,get laid,drop acid,smoke pot,drive 300 mph,inhale toxic fumes…it does not matter what you do as long as you enjoy the ride…
its better to regret the thing you did than to those you didnt do…
February 3rd, 2009 - 00:34 Quote This
you dont know how long is left.
that thing you always wanted to do?
the person you lost touch with?
go do it
get in touch
live
February 2nd, 2009 - 23:23 Quote This
I ate a grape, and i jizzed in my pants
February 2nd, 2009 - 09:24 Quote This
Politics are far to serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
February 2nd, 2009 - 08:01 Quote This
I don’t know…. If you say so.
February 2nd, 2009 - 05:09 Quote This
HAHAHA, thats true , she did sound jewish, just stumbled on this while watching, type STUMBLE if u found this site by stumbling
February 2nd, 2009 - 04:20 Quote This
mrs. potato head kept nagging in that super bowl commercial. she sounded jewish. how stereotypical!
February 2nd, 2009 - 03:12 Quote This
GAH! I’m so frustrated with life. BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY. Well, not really. I just felt like I needed to say something interesting…
<3 TH!
February 2nd, 2009 - 01:22 Quote This
delicious vodka
bestest of all the spirits
my drunken haiku
February 2nd, 2009 - 01:22 Quote This
Hook & Ladder in Clovis, California is a great place.
February 2nd, 2009 - 01:01 Quote This
Haiku’s are easy.
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refridgerator
February 2nd, 2009 - 00:27 Quote This
something
February 2nd, 2009 - 00:19 Quote This
five years is long enuf
February 1st, 2009 - 23:49 Quote This
I am in love with a boy named Kurtas!
February 1st, 2009 - 23:44 Quote This
im in love with my best mate and she knows nothing
ah well u gotta laugh
February 1st, 2009 - 23:07 Quote This
I’m worried all the time, man.
February 1st, 2009 - 22:51 Quote This
I’m really jealous of Catherine, because you just can’t seem to make your mind up, and you obviously favor her, even though she says terrible things about you
February 1st, 2009 - 22:09 Quote This
i was grinding with some guy at the bars last night and he starting biting my ear till it bled.. wtf
February 1st, 2009 - 20:46 Quote This
For I so loved the world that I gave my one and only Son, that whoever believes in me shall not perish but have eternal life.
February 1st, 2009 - 20:19 Quote This
Flood’s coming guys
February 1st, 2009 - 20:13 Quote This
Don’t do that, silly!
February 1st, 2009 - 20:00 Quote This
oh boy, your boyfriend was gooo o o d last night
February 1st, 2009 - 19:34 Quote This
I am a lizard, filled with the magic of life.
February 1st, 2009 - 19:18 Quote This
Cats for the win.
February 1st, 2009 - 19:09 Quote This
i don’t know how to live without the person i love even though it seems like he has figured out how to live without me.
February 1st, 2009 - 19:02 Quote This
@SLRman…
I’m thinking I agree. My last three boyfriends were gay priests, gay republican politicians and gay nascar management…
But even though they were stupid, I loved them very, very much.
February 1st, 2009 - 18:33 Quote This
Most people are amazingly stupid. This accounts for religion, politics, and NASCAR. It’s also why almost all human progress has been made by a very small percentage of the human race.
February 1st, 2009 - 17:42 Quote This
Micro$oft is evil and should be destroyed
February 1st, 2009 - 17:34 Quote This
Can’t. Have writer’s block.
February 1st, 2009 - 17:22 Quote This
I am a wizard, filled with the magic of life.
February 1st, 2009 - 16:45 Quote This
i just got a lovely quart yesterday. off for a mission in the woods with me mate. he tried going straightedge for the whole year, only lasted 4 weeks, good try though eh?
February 1st, 2009 - 14:37 Quote This
i fuck robots
February 1st, 2009 - 11:49 Quote This
well iv been fucked over many times,
fuck you all
February 1st, 2009 - 10:54 Quote This
i have friends, many friends. but sometimes i get lonely. during those times, all i have is my guitar. i’m also very drunk right now
February 1st, 2009 - 10:42 Quote This
I really need to stop doing what I’m doing. I’m gonna need help though. I want your support. I don’t know how to ask.
February 1st, 2009 - 10:37 Quote This
its 2:19am i need something better to do
February 1st, 2009 - 10:19 Quote This
I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. I need to get away, but I love where I am. I need to move on.
February 1st, 2009 - 09:41 Quote This
I don’t know where I’m going, but I’ll be there soon.
February 1st, 2009 - 09:38 Quote This
we all stand around waiting for our lives to begin, like we will be someone else someday. what are we waiting for? all we have is now.
February 1st, 2009 - 08:59 Quote This
Hello
February 1st, 2009 - 08:38 Quote This
We took the first step back to where we were. I just hope that we can keep on taking steps to get there.
February 1st, 2009 - 08:34 Quote This
no joe rogan! my feet are strong
February 1st, 2009 - 08:30 Quote This
oh Yeah my hook up did real good these cheetos rock
February 1st, 2009 - 08:13 Quote This
somebody tell god it’s rascal and hell no buckwheat hes one whack nigger
February 1st, 2009 - 08:10 Quote This
I realize I’m just dreaming all of this… but am I also dreaming the dreamer?
February 1st, 2009 - 08:02 Quote This
who’s your favorite little rascle?
I bet it’s spanky.
Sinner…
February 1st, 2009 - 07:52 Quote This
I’m watching Robot Chicken…
good shit, man.
February 1st, 2009 - 07:50 Quote This
Why is my name automatically fatgirl?
February 1st, 2009 - 07:48 Quote This
come on the amazing journey
February 1st, 2009 - 07:39 Quote This
I have fold cheese.
February 1st, 2009 - 07:33 Quote This
ok ben cut his hair and thats fucking gay in the butt
my niggah
February 1st, 2009 - 07:08 Quote This
dude. fuck. im stoned
February 1st, 2009 - 07:06 Quote This
I forgot to wish my cousin a happy birthday yesterday because I was too hungover, and when I finally remembered, I drank again and forgot. shit.
February 1st, 2009 - 05:54 Quote This
smoke marijuana
and
DMT
February 1st, 2009 - 04:56 Quote This
I dislike disposing the remains.
February 1st, 2009 - 03:32 Quote This
i have no eyebrows left.
February 1st, 2009 - 02:51 Quote This
i ride bikes
February 1st, 2009 - 00:04 Quote This
/b/ cares not for this tomfaggotry.
January 31st, 2009 - 19:41 Quote This
yeah
January 31st, 2009 - 18:47 Quote This
r u reading this because you r boared
January 31st, 2009 - 18:08 Quote This
everywhere I go, my dick gets there first.
January 31st, 2009 - 18:01 Quote This
every where I go my feet get there first
January 31st, 2009 - 16:27 Quote This
Even the smallest decisions in life will impact others with great force.
January 31st, 2009 - 15:00 Quote This
If the world was an orange,
it would be too small
January 31st, 2009 - 13:35 Quote This
if you think its love. go for it.
January 31st, 2009 - 11:03 Quote This
i could pretend to be anyone in this one line life story, but i would rather be myself
January 31st, 2009 - 09:04 Quote This
I secretly love my best friend?
January 31st, 2009 - 08:46 Quote This
hey out there
January 31st, 2009 - 08:21 Quote This
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but so could an 80 lb carrot.
January 31st, 2009 - 08:07 Quote This
nobody understands me
January 31st, 2009 - 08:03 Quote This
“I would butcher the whole world if you would only love me”
January 31st, 2009 - 07:43 Quote This
Shut up. I love you, but Shut Up already.
January 31st, 2009 - 06:56 Quote This
I want to stop fighting. I want the entire world to be bright and shiny. However, every time I go outside, I can’t help but feel completely defeated.
January 31st, 2009 - 06:08 Quote This
I rather have a bottle in front of me rather than a frontal lobotomy.
January 31st, 2009 - 04:04 Quote This
i do not exist. should you choose seek the truth. believe nothing. complete experience.
January 31st, 2009 - 03:22 Quote This
The night before last, I slept ten hours.
Last night, I slept 12
What should I do before the dreaming overtakes me?
January 31st, 2009 - 01:08 Quote This
i woke up this morning not remembering how I went to sleep. there was a wiimote in my hand and a game of mario kart going… i lost.
January 30th, 2009 - 21:58 Quote This
There’s a drug deal going on in my bathroom.
But that’s cool, cause
I like drugs…
January 30th, 2009 - 21:25 Quote This
I’m tired of being in love with my best friend. Who am I supposed to talk about my “guy problems” with when he’s the guy I want to talk about?
January 30th, 2009 - 10:01 Quote This
Whether or not things work out for me, I hope they do for you. All of you.
January 30th, 2009 - 09:47 Quote This
It’s much easier to kill a man with a Dreamcast controller than an X-box controller, though the old style heavy ones are great bludgeons.
January 30th, 2009 - 09:00 Quote This
This is a fantastic idea, also, Dave Lucas, well done.
January 30th, 2009 - 05:40 Quote This
Excerpt from the speech by Orginorf Ampals at the Symposium on Trans-Dimensional Life Forms in the Underdeveloped Realms:
“Of all the dimensions and realms, I find this one the most fascinating. The entities who reside here are so close to discovering the secrets of the universe. Secrets that both all of you and I already know. And as close as they come they refuse, or are unwilling, to cross the threshold and let themselves drift through the infinity of worlds at will.
“The call it deja-vu… such an odd and unworthy name for such a monumental event. They simply believe, and I find this most humorous, is that they’ve experienced a certain event before, briefly wonder about it and then shrug it off as a product of their imagination.
“If they only knew what it was, their entire level of existence would be elevated to a far higher level. Yet these entities of the earth realm, again, seem unwilling to make the connection. Ironically, on the other hand, they have a huge desire to know whether or not they are the only intelligent beings in their own universe. And we all know that’s not the case. The entire population of earth life and on-earth life in their universe is so small that infinitesimal would be too large of a word.
“The bottom line is that they need to understand the need to cross the threshold, or either live as inferior beings or perish from their own stupidity. Now, if you would take a look at the information that was passed out to you, we can take a look at several cases that we’ve looked at.”
January 30th, 2009 - 05:03 Quote This
Something.
January 30th, 2009 - 04:03 Quote This
I just dropped a deuce and it stinks.
January 30th, 2009 - 02:20 Quote This
im pissed.
January 30th, 2009 - 01:59 Quote This
in class and I just learned that the corpus callosum if cut seperate all comunitcation between the left and right hemisphere only interesting think in class all day rest was about barac or w/e the fuck
January 30th, 2009 - 01:21 Quote This
why do bitches be bitches?
January 30th, 2009 - 00:08 Quote This
I hate Bios 202
January 29th, 2009 - 23:55 Quote This
SPAGHETTI SAUCE ALL OVER MY BALLS
January 29th, 2009 - 18:31 Quote This
I’m sitting in class learning about finance and all I can think about is my ex-girlfriend and the money that douchebag teacher from the University owes me for a website
January 29th, 2009 - 18:12 Quote This
i’m eating Velveeta shells and cheese. i just finished a 100 question Neuroanatomy assignment and it’s 3:35 in the morning. i didn’t go to my classes today because i woke up with a horrible migraine-like sinus headache and drainage in there.
my sleep hasn’t been the same since i’ve been plagued with provigil.
January 29th, 2009 - 12:36 Quote This
It really is the end isnt it?
January 29th, 2009 - 12:14 Quote This
Sometimes at night I like to touchmyslef. Then white comes out
January 29th, 2009 - 11:33 Quote This
banana camel chicken meat hen horse donkey tree melon shoe boot toe sock cheese brain
January 29th, 2009 - 10:46 Quote This
Being an Army Wife with a new born baby is alot harder than one would think. Its hard to function when you cant fall asleep because the man you are so used to having to cuddle up with isnt there, and when you wake up 3 or 4 times in the middle of the night, and you are freezing and all you want is his warm feet to intertwine your cold feet in, and he isnt there, and when you wake up in the morning and see an empty pillow next to you, its so hard. When he sees our beautiful baby girl again, he wont even recognize her, and that hurts my heart. I miss my husband :-((((
January 29th, 2009 - 10:34 Quote This
Hey Mr. Riceroni
Good night!
Enjoy your 15 minutes of internet fame as other people read this
January 29th, 2009 - 09:30 Quote This
I used to feel bad, but now I don’t care. “When you see my face, hope it gives you hell.”
January 29th, 2009 - 09:25 Quote This
I seriously need a vacation. Somewhere off this stinking continent too.
January 29th, 2009 - 08:28 Quote This
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
January 29th, 2009 - 08:12 Quote This
So damn lonely. Im a nice guy, not bad looking, and a straight A student, but for whatever reason, girls seem to be attracted to the douchey, retard kids. Man…i better score some pussy in University.
January 29th, 2009 - 08:06 Quote This
HAHA! I’M USING THE INTERNET!
January 29th, 2009 - 08:02 Quote This
Why the heck is the default name Chuck?
January 29th, 2009 - 07:37 Quote This
What’s up?
The Ceiling.
Now you all know.
January 29th, 2009 - 07:33 Quote This
i cant believe what i did tonight… let’s just say, i dont think anyone should ever sit in the backseat of my car EVER again! NEVER.
January 29th, 2009 - 07:18 Quote This
oh heyyyy.
January 29th, 2009 - 07:16 Quote This
Jail just doesn’t scare me anymore. That still doesn’t mean I want to go back.
January 29th, 2009 - 07:16 Quote This
Something
January 29th, 2009 - 07:09 Quote This
Whats up? Peace will save us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2009 - 07:04 Quote This
Eager for the action, Hot for the Game!
January 29th, 2009 - 05:22 Quote This
I couldn’t live my life without me in it either.
January 29th, 2009 - 04:45 Quote This
I love my Fiance, Bodie, more than he realizes. He makes me a better person all the way around. I couldn’t imagine my life without him in it.
January 28th, 2009 - 21:44 Quote This
I love my girlfriend Jess more then she’ll ever know.
January 28th, 2009 - 16:23 Quote This
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” Groucho Marx
January 28th, 2009 - 06:38 Quote This
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
January 27th, 2009 - 16:54 Quote This
I need something to happen for me soon. Mentally…physically…whatever. If not, I don’t know how much more I can take.
January 27th, 2009 - 16:26 Quote This
Actions speak louder than words.
January 26th, 2009 - 08:59 Quote This
Lonley
January 26th, 2009 - 06:24 Quote This
david bowie - rebel rebel
Listen to it and shut up
January 26th, 2009 - 01:29 Quote This
xD wuhuuuu i love teh interwebz
January 25th, 2009 - 20:18 Quote This
fuckin a
January 25th, 2009 - 19:38 Quote This
I don’t want to go to the store. I don’t want to do the dishes. I don’t want to do the laundry.
January 25th, 2009 - 18:13 Quote This
I won’t care anymore…
January 25th, 2009 - 11:57 Quote This
purple doughnut, slap jack red bongos, hugger nut by bee follower cage!
January 25th, 2009 - 11:09 Quote This
I can’t seem to be satisfied with anything in life. I should be happy with life and all of things things I have - but I can’t seem to shake the feeling that the grass is greener on the other side. I wonder if it’s better to move on and experience more in life before I die or stay where I am and “appreciate” it. I cannot tell this to anyone.
January 25th, 2009 - 07:11 Quote This
PLASTIC MAN
January 25th, 2009 - 06:07 Quote This
shut up
January 25th, 2009 - 05:41 Quote This
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.
January 25th, 2009 - 05:40 Quote This
i havent seen u in forever but still love you to this day, T
January 25th, 2009 - 05:38 Quote This
I want to bone abby
January 25th, 2009 - 03:39 Quote This
I love Brittany with all of my heart… she does not know it yet.
January 25th, 2009 - 02:57 Quote This
Oh Sean look i made bubbles in our bath…. must be that spicy burger i had
January 23rd, 2009 - 20:22 Quote This
Its the INTERNETS Sean… now lets take a bath so you can wash my hairy back… and dont listen to your friends nothing wrong with taking a bath with your mom even if your 34..
January 23rd, 2009 - 20:20 Quote This
I love alex for he appreciates my rolls of delicious cushion. When I sit on him he acts like he cant breath but he and I both know that he loves it. Sometimes for a treat I stick my finger in his butt.
January 23rd, 2009 - 19:20 Quote This
What the hell is this
January 23rd, 2009 - 19:07 Quote This
I should really go to sleep… I should also come up with something philosophical to say… hmmm. Religion is bullshit. It really is.
January 23rd, 2009 - 08:23 Quote This
Deep in the woods lies deadwood dick. Blessed in life with a corkscrew prick. All his life he did hunt, to find the girl with the corkscrew cunt. When he found her he dropped dead. The dirty bitch had left hand threads.
January 22nd, 2009 - 19:51 Quote This
When you left me, I gave you a copy of all the pictures we took together…
Little did you know, I still have a copy of them.
I jerk my dick looking at your tits even after all this time, knowing it was me who took your cherry, and not some stoner fuck.
Now, I hope you are happy knowing what you threw away. And I know my coworkers are happy seeing your tits on a regular basis as they pass your pics around the office.
That is what you get for being a whore.
By the way, you were terrible in bed.
January 22nd, 2009 - 10:52 Quote This
I want somebody to tell it like it is.
January 22nd, 2009 - 10:32 Quote This
One often meets his destiny by doing everything in his power to stop it from happenning. My girlfriend just broke up with me because i was “too good of a boyfriend.” it freaked her out. WTF
January 22nd, 2009 - 06:34 Quote This
I got a new tattoo a couple of weeks back, it says:
“Death is not the greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is what dies inside of us while we live”
January 22nd, 2009 - 00:37 Quote This
I had sex in the woods with my girlfriend, and as a result I have poison oak ALL OVER my body.
January 21st, 2009 - 23:36 Quote This
I’m about to pay $2500 to repair a car that I bought 3 months ago for $1700….I feel like I’m making a huge mistake, but I don’t have any other options.
January 21st, 2009 - 19:36 Quote This
The other day I was confused because the president was sitting inside of my fridge. However, upon closer inspection I realized it was just a jar of pickles.
January 21st, 2009 - 10:46 Quote This
I Love life.
January 21st, 2009 - 06:58 Quote This
Go climb a wall of dicks.
January 20th, 2009 - 21:36 Quote This
I am so scared … my 3yo goes in for major surgery in 3 days and I just can’t get a grip on it. No matter how much I KNOW that everything will be ok … I still find myself crying everytime I think about it. I am a useless father
January 20th, 2009 - 15:05 Quote This
I spend each moment wishing I were dead.
January 20th, 2009 - 06:35 Quote This
I will die alone with nothing
January 20th, 2009 - 06:02 Quote This
i r stuefan lebelgium
January 19th, 2009 - 00:15 Quote This
screw this… I’m gonna go take a shower
January 19th, 2009 - 00:10 Quote This
meep
January 18th, 2009 - 22:47 Quote This
Nelson is pretty
January 18th, 2009 - 10:46 Quote This
My dad can be a real dick sometimes.
January 18th, 2009 - 08:11 Quote This
There’s no I in Team but there is a ME
January 17th, 2009 - 20:58 Quote This
Old habits die hard but with a bit of determination and effort it can be overcome.
January 17th, 2009 - 20:47 Quote This
Kiva makes small loans
January 17th, 2009 - 18:18 Quote This
it’s better to know a knot and not need it than need a knot and not know it.
January 17th, 2009 - 09:01 Quote This
I’m going to marry him, and he’s just starting to realize it.
January 17th, 2009 - 08:49 Quote This
My Friday night is indeed this pathetic. I blame unemployment and being sick, though the former is the main reason for my conundrum and the later a convenient alibi.
January 17th, 2009 - 07:43 Quote This
OMG this is so Bamboon Tampoon
January 17th, 2009 - 06:16 Quote This
I’m so fucking bored.
January 17th, 2009 - 00:44 Quote This
great isn’t it Katie
January 16th, 2009 - 19:50 Quote This
I had anal sex last night!!
January 16th, 2009 - 18:13 Quote This
Wahooooo
January 16th, 2009 - 18:12 Quote This
Sweden rules!!!!!! Yiiihaa!
January 16th, 2009 - 18:02 Quote This
STEP BACK!! THE INTERWBZ IS HERE FOR ALLL UR SEXZUAL NEEEDDZ!!!1!!!11!1
Well actually, im just here to congratulate the author of this site for giving the world a blank canvas. The concept is pure; the simplicity of the site mirrors it. You sir, are a true crusader of free speech and humanity, and myself, will applaud you.
LOLZ!!!!!11!1!1!
I want to eat you, Doritos.
January 16th, 2009 - 15:33 Quote This
Anything.
January 16th, 2009 - 15:17 Quote This
Music is an amazing phenomenon. If the world didn’t have it, how bland would our lives be? And how is it music can transcend time so beautifully? Kool and The Gang are still cool (Hollywood Swinging!) but nobody cares about anything else from the 1970’s.
January 16th, 2009 - 12:45 Quote This
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend is someone who will be sitting next to you shouting ‘Let’s do it again!!’
January 16th, 2009 - 08:22 Quote This
Oh yeah. We’re just adorable.
January 16th, 2009 - 08:16 Quote This
DAWWWWWW wat a cute couple
January 16th, 2009 - 08:15 Quote This
My back hurts
January 16th, 2009 - 08:14 Quote This
Love you too.
January 16th, 2009 - 08:14 Quote This
I love you, Doritos.
January 16th, 2009 - 08:13 Quote This
Of course. <3
January 16th, 2009 - 08:11 Quote This
Will you marry me?
January 16th, 2009 - 08:10 Quote This
something
January 16th, 2009 - 07:44 Quote This
I wish I didn’t have such big tits.
January 16th, 2009 - 07:11 Quote This
and when your wife is on my cock, I’m not wondering what its like to be you…I’m wishing I wasnt me because she gives the worst head ever…
January 16th, 2009 - 06:54 Quote This
When you’re on the trigger of a sniper rifle, you’re not going to wonder what it’s like to be God; God’s going to wonder what it’s like to be you.
January 16th, 2009 - 06:37 Quote This
I am sexy
January 16th, 2009 - 05:48 Quote This
HUAH!
“You see, you might have more men, but I still brought more soldiers!”
January 16th, 2009 - 05:34 Quote This
ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
January 16th, 2009 - 04:58 Quote This
wHeRe dA bOnErZz aT?!
January 16th, 2009 - 04:56 Quote This
Have you ever eaten a baby?
January 16th, 2009 - 04:43 Quote This
ANNNNNNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL ALLLLLWAYYYYYS LOVE YOUIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUU EUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIOOOOOOOORRRRRRR HHHHHHGJJJJJJJXXXXXXMSDKSBDJ D
January 16th, 2009 - 04:24 Quote This
Fuck all the lionz!
January 16th, 2009 - 04:15 Quote This
Haa Haaa
January 16th, 2009 - 02:34 Quote This
I bet that thing about apples was posted by a woman
January 16th, 2009 - 02:11 Quote This
I’m bored and got here in stumbleupon.
January 16th, 2009 - 02:08 Quote This
i have rebellious elbows
January 16th, 2009 - 02:00 Quote This
If people from the future find this message, please send help to N`89, Lat 156 Date 15-Jan-2009
January 16th, 2009 - 01:24 Quote This
Right now I’m watching Meet the Robinsons with my two roommates…and it’s like 4 degrees outside.
January 16th, 2009 - 01:18 Quote This
The Ottawa Transit Union has my life in a headlock, and is slowly strangling it to death. I don’t know how to deal with this… I would be mobile and independent if the buses were running. As it is, I am stranded by a combination of urban sprawl, poverty, and extremely cold weather. I have a crappy job, an hour’s walk from my house. This crappy job does not even come close to paying my bills, much less the cab fare it would cost me to get there if I could afford a cab. I cannot search for another job, because I live in a suburb and there is very little nearby. Of those buisnesses that are closer, the ones that are currently hiring already possess copies of my resume… no calls. I cannot go further afield, due to the transit strike. My big leisure activity, swing dancing, takes place downtown, and it costs $60 to get there and back, or a 2-3 hour walk, during which time I would literally freeze to death. My housemates are both gone most of the time, and the loneliness, cabin fever, and feeling of general helplessness are really starting to get to me. There has got to be a solution. There has got to be. I just don’t know what it is.
January 16th, 2009 - 01:08 Quote This
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
January 16th, 2009 - 00:51 Quote This
what’s up with this?
January 16th, 2009 - 00:35 Quote This
a real friend is someone who you dare to be youself around
January 15th, 2009 - 23:50 Quote This
The giant biscuit has spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
January 15th, 2009 - 22:40 Quote This
you guys are weird
January 15th, 2009 - 22:28 Quote This
I’m so lonely i could die
January 15th, 2009 - 22:05 Quote This
Does anyone else feel grossed out when people put their bare feet on your stuff?
January 15th, 2009 - 21:53 Quote This
I’ve already withdrawn from our relationship emotionally.
January 15th, 2009 - 20:32 Quote This
You know Blonde bombshell is a guy.
January 15th, 2009 - 20:23 Quote This
I think the goverment is keeping tabs on me, via those cameras that they have in the intersections.
January 15th, 2009 - 19:52 Quote This
I am so afraid!!!
January 15th, 2009 - 18:05 Quote This
Later on a girl is coming over. I’m going to screw her until her eyes bleed. Although it’s more likely that she won’t show up and I’ll have to masturbate myself into a coma…
January 15th, 2009 - 17:43 Quote This
cic
January 15th, 2009 - 15:45 Quote This
Photoshopped
January 15th, 2009 - 12:27 Quote This
I think my relationship might be unravelling before my eyes.
I love him so much.
I’m also really drunk and horny…any takers?
January 15th, 2009 - 11:40 Quote This
something
January 15th, 2009 - 11:35 Quote This
I work for a text answer service, and I know I’m suppose to be professional and all, but I can’t help giggling at the stupid stuff people text in.
“Is tha school in TN open tomarrow?”
I sure hope it is, clearly you still need to learn basic English! Geez.
January 15th, 2009 - 11:20 Quote This
i really wanna move to Europe and just disappear, not have to worry about school or finding a new job and just disappear away from everyone and start over
January 15th, 2009 - 09:20 Quote This
I once exploded grammatically upon a canvas consisting of the dreams of the thick skinned leopard and the purloined emotions of a globally significant bovine. Falling under the purview of his divine exploding hammer, I rode the night skies atop a particularly comfortable sawhorse while engaging in word play with my favourite young ward- a sponge I had shaped to resemble the freshly cut lawn of an elderly recluse. Disregarding the consequences of these actions, I pondered, could only result in the total gentrification of part of the subconscious. Specifically, the part that controls the area of the body located directly above the heel of the right foot, yet below the ankle. And verily, functionality increased over tenfold. Which is convenient, really. I used to have some crazy muscle cramps.
January 15th, 2009 - 08:19 Quote This
today i ran out of lotion so i used ranch instead, now I’m worried that someone will smell it and know what i did.
January 15th, 2009 - 07:40 Quote This
I have mid-terms next week. I guess this separates the girls from the…Harvard students.
January 15th, 2009 - 05:39 Quote This
Marisen in November was cold, even for those long used to it. For Tomàs Meilleur, born and raised in the balmy empire of Tiçtaccei, the icy gales made his eyes water painfully and set his teeth on edge.
January 15th, 2009 - 05:25 Quote This
A Fairmont woman has filed suit against a Morgantown company, claiming one of its employees masturbated in front of her after offering her a job.
Heather D. Kelly claims she could not take the job because of the conduct of an employee for Worldwide Industrial Services.
Kelly interviewed with Richard See, her former neighbor, for an office position job with Worldwide on March 17, according to a complaint filed Oct. 1 in Monongalia Circuit Court.
She and See were the only ones at the building throughout the interview, the suit states.
After a 30-minute interview, See offered her the job on the condition that he could take a picture of her breasts, the suit states.
Kelly claims she was shocked, embarrassed and humiliated and began to gather her belongings to leave.
As she was leaving, See told her that the job paid $300 per week and would be worth a quick picture of her breasts, then asked if he could at least touch one of them, according to the complaint.
Kelly refused and walked out of the office, the suit states.
“Plaintiff Kelly began to cry as she left Defendant Worldwide’s office as she was so upset by the conduct of Richard See,” the suit states.
As she left the building, Kelly claims she called See to tell him she could not believe what he had done and that she would report his behavior.
See immediately called her back to apologize and said he could not believe what he had done, according to the complaint.
He told her the job was hers and she could return to the office to fill out paperwork, the suit states.
“Because Plaintiff Kelly had known Mr. See as a neighbor and because she would be replacing him, and, therefore, would not have to work with him, Plaintiff Kelly agreed to return to the office to complete paperwork for employment at Defendant Worldwide,” the suit states.
As Kelly began to fill out W4 forms, See’s back was to her, according to the complaint.
“At some point while Plaintiff Kelly was filling out the tax forms, Richard See turned his chair around to face Plaintiff Kelly and Plaintiff Kelly realized that he had his penis out of his pants,” the suit states.
Kelly claims she pretended not to notice, but began to gather her belongings to leave the office before See did something to her.
“As she was putting her driver’s license and other identification into her purse, Mr. See began to masturbate in front of Plaintiff Kelly,” the suit states.
Kelly claims that because of the incident she has lost wages and benefits and undergone mental suffering, embarrassment and anguish.
Kelly claims Worldwide should have known See’s propensities and acted in a sexually discriminatory way through See.
She also claims she was subject to a hostile work environment and sexual harassment at Worldwide.
Worldwide was negligent because it kept See as an employee, according to the complaint.
Kelly is seeking a judgment in an amount that would fully and fairly compensate her for her damages and injuries, plus prejudgment and post-judgment interest, punitive damages and other relief.
January 15th, 2009 - 04:45 Quote This
I’m touching myself..
would you like to watch?
you like that, I know you do
alot
Mmm
January 15th, 2009 - 04:42 Quote This
“The time has come” the walrus said “to speak of many things, Of ships that sail and sealing wax and cabbages and Kings”
January 15th, 2009 - 04:33 Quote This
come one come all to a beautiful show,
its gonna be awesome and some other stuff,
dee dee dee dee do dee dee dee do dee dee do dee
haha some other musical stuff!
January 14th, 2009 - 21:59 Quote This
come get some candy little boy…
January 14th, 2009 - 21:33 Quote This
I met a non-dairy creamer explicitly laid out like a fruitcake.
January 14th, 2009 - 20:22 Quote This
Snice.
January 14th, 2009 - 17:50 Quote This
quark is cute
January 14th, 2009 - 09:58 Quote This
hello everyone
January 14th, 2009 - 07:23 Quote This
If we could reason with religious people there would be no religions.
January 14th, 2009 - 07:02 Quote This
I once put my penis in a lamp socket and turned it on.
January 14th, 2009 - 06:54 Quote This
HEY BARBARA.
If your heaven is filled with people like you I think I’ll just blow myself up on a bus and go to a different heaven with 72 virgins.
Why do you have your nose so far up your mythological god’s ass?
What are you hiding?
You’re no better than a child molesting priest.
January 14th, 2009 - 05:54 Quote This
EVOLUTION IS JUST A MYTH STEVE. GOD DOESN’T LIKE SINNERS.
BUT I’LL PRAY FOR YOU ANYWAY.
YOU’RE ALL SINNERS. YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE! JUST TRUST IN THE LORD AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED.
IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE. YOU CANNOT DISBELEIVE THE BIBLE BECAUSE IT SAYS IT’S THE WORD OF GOD. IT’S HIS WAY OF TALKING TO US. OUR EARS CANNOT HEAR HIS MIGHTY ROAR OR WE’LL GO DEF.
WWJD?
January 14th, 2009 - 05:41 Quote This
Barbara, hopefully natural selection will weed people like you out of existence. I just wish I could see this all happen in my lifetime.
January 14th, 2009 - 05:34 Quote This
TRUST IN JESUS PEOPLE!
END TIMES ARE NEAR!
YOU MUST BELIEVE IN JESUS TO GET TO HEAVEN.
IF YOU DON’T YOU’LL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.
I’LL PRAY FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
JESUS KNOWS AND CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
I LOVE YOU GRANDMA AND GRANDPA AND AUNT DEEDEE.
I’LL SEE YOU SOON WHEN JESUS COMES TO BRING ME UP IN THE SKY. IT’LL BE GLORIOUS! BE SURE AND FEED BUSCUIT A TREAT. GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME.
JESUS I’M READY. JESUS I’M READY. JESUS I’M READY.
January 14th, 2009 - 05:31 Quote This
I do not admire immense, moist, foul, pulsating, cow pussy. It is utterly disgraceful. Rather, I prefer the female anatomy of a human being.
January 14th, 2009 - 05:22 Quote This
I like turtles!
January 14th, 2009 - 04:57 Quote This
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that’s clear
I will choose freewill
January 14th, 2009 - 04:53 Quote This
I burn cd’s as a substitution for actual interaction.
January 14th, 2009 - 04:44 Quote This
HALLO!
January 14th, 2009 - 04:40 Quote This
Call me for a good time guys. I’m into bondage and anal.
07988647293
January 12th, 2009 - 20:19 Quote This
I love Gabe. I hope he’s OK with that.
January 11th, 2009 - 06:28 Quote This
There’s something really wrong in the world today if everybody are so down.
January 10th, 2009 - 03:56 Quote This
…he told me he doesn’t love me.
I know that I will never be good enough for him or anyone else. He knew that I loved him and he lied because he pitied me.
January 10th, 2009 - 00:19 Quote This
if life was reality how come the few moments i was without it was the most real experience of my life.
January 3rd, 2009 - 10:17 Quote This
i am not hungry. i think. ill go see if we still have biscuits.
December 31st, 2008 - 19:33 Quote This
i like kittens
December 31st, 2008 - 19:25 Quote This
I want sex. Right now.
December 31st, 2008 - 10:15 Quote This
I hate my job, but the money’s too good to quit.
Still, I desperately want to find something better.
December 31st, 2008 - 10:12 Quote This
Lately I’ve been feeling the usual crazy….
visit blog?
spleeneatjoe88.blogspot.com
December 29th, 2008 - 01:13 Quote This
Lately I’ve been feeling completely lost and worthless. I wonder if I’ll ever be successful in life.
December 26th, 2008 - 05:18 Quote This
i’m really, really, really head-over-heels in love with my best friend.
he loves me too, but he never wants to be in a relationship or get married.
is that weird?
December 26th, 2008 - 05:08 Quote This
The USA is a third world country now. It’s awful. Everyone’s afraid.
Dr. Benjamin Spock *epic failure*
December 25th, 2008 - 07:01 Quote This
My life’s real easy. I don’t see what everyone else is complaining about.
December 17th, 2008 - 05:51 Quote This
Ten bucks says the guy below me crashes his new mustang in less than 3 months. No harmful wishing, just most new drivers tend to be reckless :P.
Happy holidays.
December 15th, 2008 - 04:17 Quote This
I wish i had my license already. Oh well, i have to wait until March, but i get a new mustang so its cool.
also, i hope eeryone has had a good day, and has a happy holiday
December 11th, 2008 - 07:16 Quote This
Where am I?
December 11th, 2008 - 07:11 Quote This
poopadoop
December 11th, 2008 - 06:42 Quote This
Sometimes I wonder why things seem harder than they really are. Is it human nature to seek the hardest path, or are we all just dumb jerks. Most the time, I truly believe the latter, but I wish I didn’t. I’m in jail for the next 23 years
December 10th, 2008 - 21:05 Quote This
A Song of Ice and Fire is a surprisingly good read. A long winded and long winding tale, but if you can get past that, it’s quite good.
December 10th, 2008 - 21:03 Quote This
I finally get to see my girlfriend this weekend. The Army is not conducive to love.
I want us to work out so bad.
What wouldn’t I give?
December 10th, 2008 - 20:55 Quote This
Would anybody like to buy a Senate seat?
December 10th, 2008 - 20:50 Quote This
i want to marry my girlfriend, but where will we live?
we’re so young…
December 10th, 2008 - 20:36 Quote This
Being a soldier and a pilot at 18 is very stressful.
I love my girlfriend but i wish we talked more.
I wish knowledge could be uploaded into my brain like in the matrix,
How we survive is what makes us who we are.
It’s a waste of time thinking about what you should’ve done instead of what you can do to fix it.
December 10th, 2008 - 20:19 Quote This
People surprisingly taste like pork, according to robots.
December 10th, 2008 - 19:52 Quote This
Tao Te Ching: 13
Success is as dangerous as failure.
Hope is as hollow as fear.
What does it mean that success is a dangerous as failure?
Whether you go up the ladder or down it,
you position is shaky.
When you stand with your two feet on the ground,
you will always keep your balance.
What does it mean that hope is as hollow as fear?
Hope and fear are both phantoms
that arise from thinking of the self.
When we don’t see the self as self,
what do we have to fear?
See the world as your self.
Have faith in the way things are.
Love the world as your self;
then you can care for all things.
December 10th, 2008 - 19:44 Quote This
damn, this is a good track. (Amon, Nimh - Opera)
December 10th, 2008 - 19:42 Quote This
I’d better put the casserole in the oven otherwise it wont cook in time.
December 10th, 2008 - 19:40 Quote This
I Drive on the Parkway and Park on the Driveway!
December 10th, 2008 - 19:39 Quote This
I’m worried my girlfriend will leave me for someone better. She broke off her engagement to go out with me, why wouldn’t it happen again?
December 10th, 2008 - 19:36 Quote This
if i said i hate you, i really mean that. if i said i love you..err, that could be a lie
December 10th, 2008 - 19:20 Quote This
the problem with drugs, are not the drugs themselves, its the idiots who abuse them!!!!!
December 10th, 2008 - 18:39 Quote This
My Doctor told me I had to quit either masturbating or eating.
Man! I’m hungry!
December 10th, 2008 - 15:48 Quote This
marijuana is not a drug, it’s a herb that god placed on this earth
December 10th, 2008 - 08:13 Quote This
I love tokio hotel
December 10th, 2008 - 06:19 Quote This
(.)(.)
December 10th, 2008 - 06:18 Quote This
Ignorance is the biggest enemy the world has ever faced, and I battle it every day.
December 10th, 2008 - 05:37 Quote This
I like it when i can just write something on a blank sheet
December 7th, 2008 - 06:18 Quote This
I think stumble and other random information generators are a crucial tool in this apparent global shift in collective consciousness coming around in 2012.
does anyone else ever think of something specific, then your next stumble brings it into existence? happens almost daily to me
I’m thankful to have front row seats to a flash point and shift of human consciousness. every day seems to be more a dream, and ever dream more a real day.
December 6th, 2008 - 09:52 Quote This
Sometimes I wonder why things seem harder than they really are. Is it human nature to seek the hardest path, or are we all just dumb jerks. Most the time, I truly believe the latter, but I wish I didn’t.
December 4th, 2008 - 04:45 Quote This
oficerousticaly anti-posedal dwarves are a menace to us all!
December 2nd, 2008 - 02:49 Quote This
Wow, very cool thing
I liked this realy original idea
October 4th, 2008 - 08:41 Quote This
If you need something like that to be with someone, that’s just not the right person
September 17th, 2008 - 00:50 Quote This
im an atheist but i wish down to my soul that I could believe for him so we could be together.
September 15th, 2008 - 06:56 Quote This
pork cops and mashed poyoates go well togethor. mmmmm
August 21st, 2008 - 03:50 Quote This
Power of love or love of power?
Your choice!
August 20th, 2008 - 17:13 Quote This
to love someone means you have to hate them sometimes?
August 18th, 2008 - 22:19 Quote This
the summer grass
’tis all that’s left
of ancient warrior’s dreams
August 18th, 2008 - 21:45 Quote This
Men are so confusing.
I wish you would get over yourself
August 18th, 2008 - 21:33 Quote This
I’m drinking tea and eating a banana.
August 18th, 2008 - 21:22 Quote This
billy bob wrote:
You aren’t supposed to play with your poop..
August 18th, 2008 - 21:03 Quote This
I saw a lonely sunflower
Sitting by the road
I sat and pondered for a bit
On how and why it grows
When all around is dust
inhabitable for all
This beautiful sunflower
Proudly stands so tall
August 18th, 2008 - 20:38 Quote This
dont you hate it when you forget to wash your hands after you leave the bathroom and they’re still all wet somehow?
August 18th, 2008 - 20:34 Quote This
This weekend I realized how alone I am. I spent almost all weekend lamenting the fact that I am friendless, loveless. It is very depressing to think you are all alone in this world. But today is another day and today maybe he’ll leave his wife.
August 18th, 2008 - 20:32 Quote This
The greatest motivation for invention and heroism is war.
August 18th, 2008 - 20:30 Quote This
Stumble+weed=time well spent
August 18th, 2008 - 20:27 Quote This
im so in the still drunk in the mourning and about to be hung over phase
August 18th, 2008 - 20:20 Quote This
Butters, close your account.
August 18th, 2008 - 20:19 Quote This
I open mouthed kissed a horse once. That’s something you didin’t know!
August 18th, 2008 - 20:18 Quote This
Wow… this is so cool.
Not really.
But kind of.
August 18th, 2008 - 20:16 Quote This
Yeah this has been done to death already. Could at least have made it look prettier.
August 18th, 2008 - 20:12 Quote This
Something
August 18th, 2008 - 20:05 Quote This
Society is like a teenage girl that isnt thinking when she goes to that party
August 18th, 2008 - 19:41 Quote This
http://www.the-barrel.co.uk/
August 17th, 2008 - 22:49 Quote This
why?
August 15th, 2008 - 21:13 Quote This
Marc wasn’t like everyone else.
No one know what he worked with or if he even had a job.
Each day he would take the same route, to the same café, stay there for a while and some time later leave, nowhere to be found.
Marcs age was hard to tell, he could have been anywhere between twenty and forty years old. He always wore a pair of black trousers, a black shirt with white, vertical stripes and small, round glasses. His hair were jet black and shoulder-length, with a heavy fringe covering part of his face.
But most noticable of all were the eyes behind the glasses. There were deep blue, and seemed like there was a wisdom behind them far to great to comprehend.
Marc was an angel of death, trained in the art of taking souls. He had been around since the beginning of humanity, serving gods purposes, in order to maintain balance between good and evil.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:45 Quote This
If I were to write something, what would it be.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:32 Quote This
I shit standing up.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:27 Quote This
nothing of importance.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:26 Quote This
I love to violently rape small children at the age so that they are quite helpless but know what is going on and will remember it for the rest of their lives.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:24 Quote This
I am bored. I am sad. I miss you.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:23 Quote This
i love you
August 15th, 2008 - 03:22 Quote This
It occurs to me, seconds after my feet leave the ancient rock now behind me, that this is the most liberated I will ever feel.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:18 Quote This
The young specialist in English Lit . . . lectured me severely on the fact that in every century people have thought they understood the Universe at last, and in every century they were proved to be wrong. It follows that the one thing we can say about our modern “knowledge” is that it is wrong. . . . My answer to him was, “. . . when people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.” Isaac Asimov
August 15th, 2008 - 03:17 Quote This
That’s a lie!! You wrote something, as have others.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:17 Quote This
wow, how boring and un-original this is
August 15th, 2008 - 03:15 Quote This
Hmmmm, interesting.
August 15th, 2008 - 03:14 Quote This